the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
pencil lead and gum in high school are equivalent to cigarettes in prison
I love how Patrick’s vocals were so great at the VS Fashion Show that people who don’t know the band are convinced their performances were auto tuned. They can’t comprehend a rock band having such an amazing lead singer…
Bruno Mars has sold 10 million albums and 58 million singles worldwide as a singer. He has sold over 115 million records worldwide and has a catalog of 22 “Hot 100” hits as a singer, producer and songwriter. ”Just the Way You Are” is currently holding the record of the longest-reigning debut format hit in the chart’s 50-year history, being able to spend 20 weeks atop Adult Contemporary. That debut single along with “Grenade” are two of the most sold singles digitally of all time leading to him being the best-selling digital artist in 2011. When ”Treasure” entered the top 10 on Radio Songs, he extended his perfect top 10 streak on Radio Songs, as all 11 of his entries have now reached the top ten. He has spawned five number one singles in the US in his time, the only other male who reached five leaders more quickly than himself was Elvis Presley.
friendship is never being afraid to send each other tons of incomprehensible and offensive texts